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shirts$36.00
Last Call Gator
Leathery gator. Cracked sunset ink.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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LOUD SHIRTS.
Low standards.
Vintage graphic tees. Faded caps. Bad influences.
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GOOD SHIRTS. BAD INFLUENCES.
Meet the
usual suspects.
Bad attitudes. Great shirts.
TAKE THE LEGEND HOME
64 bar essentials.
64 styles in view
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shirts$38.00
Management Is Unavailable
A grizzled Soup on washed charcoal.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Washed charcoal.
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shirts$38.00
Regular Problem Ringer
Scrawny pelican, oxblood trim, and the confidence of a man banned from karaoke.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$36.00
One Leg Left
A lanky flamingo and a questionable last dance.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Faded mustard.
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hats$30.00
The Unpaid Tab Cap
Faded olive cap. Gator patch.
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hats$30.00
Permanently Off the Clock
Tobacco-brown cap with an unimpressed Soup patch.
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hats$30.00
Local Nuisance Cap
Washed oxblood cap, cranky pelican patch, and no transferable skills.
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hats$30.00
Slow Service Social Club
A weathered turtle on washed navy.
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shirts$36.00
Slow Service. Big Plans.
A weathered turtle in distressed 1970s ink.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$38.00
Shell Yeah.
Old turtles, questionable references. A washed charcoal tee for the slowest member of your adventure crew.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Washed charcoal.
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shirts$36.00
Last Call. Wander. Repeat.
The last regular’s three-step business plan, on a sun-faded coral tee.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Sun-faded coral.
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hats$30.00
Slow Service Turtle Cap
A weathered turtle patch on a sun-faded adjustable cap.
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drinkware$22.00
First Sip. Last Nerve.
Weathered turtle artwork on a cream ceramic mug.
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drinkware$34.00
Slow Lane Tumbler
A turquoise travel tumbler for long beach days and extremely unhurried plans.
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koozies$9.00
Shell Service Cooler
Coral can cooler with the old turtle crew.
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stickers$12.00
Turtle Regulars Sticker Pack
Weathered turtle regulars in cracked souvenir ink for your cooler, laptop, or bar notebook.
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shirts$36.00
Barstool Chairman
A gruff Panda with biker-bar attitude, tired eyes, and deeply questionable plans.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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Last Call Panda
A gruff Panda with biker-bar attitude, tired eyes, and deeply questionable plans.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Washed charcoal.
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shirts$36.00
Barstool Supervisor
A gruff Panda with biker-bar attitude, tired eyes, and deeply questionable plans.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Sun-faded coral.
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hats$30.00
Panda Regulars Cap
A gruff Panda with biker-bar attitude, tired eyes, and deeply questionable plans.
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drinkware$22.00
Panda’s Morning After Mug
A gruff Panda with biker-bar attitude, tired eyes, and deeply questionable plans.
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drinkware$34.00
Panda Off Duty Tumbler
A gruff Panda with biker-bar attitude, tired eyes, and deeply questionable plans.
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koozies$9.00
Panda Bar Break Cooler
A gruff Panda with biker-bar attitude, tired eyes, and deeply questionable plans.
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stickers$12.00
Panda Bad Influence Stickers
A gruff Panda with biker-bar attitude, tired eyes, and deeply questionable plans.
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shirts$36.00
Flamingo Last Call Tee
Lanky flamingos with last-call posture and faded 1980s bar-shirt attitude.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$38.00
Wading for the Weekend
Lanky flamingos with last-call posture and faded 1980s bar-shirt attitude.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Washed charcoal.
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shirts$36.00
Two Birds. No Plans.
Lanky flamingos with last-call posture and faded 1980s bar-shirt attitude.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Sun-faded coral.
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hats$30.00
Flamingo Social Club Cap
Lanky flamingos with last-call posture and faded 1980s bar-shirt attitude.
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drinkware$22.00
Soup’s Flamingo Club Mug
Soup joins the Flamingo Social Club in sunglasses.
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drinkware$34.00
Pink Horizon Tumbler
Lanky flamingos with last-call posture and faded 1980s bar-shirt attitude.
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koozies$9.00
One Leg Off Duty Cooler
Lanky flamingos with last-call posture and faded 1980s bar-shirt attitude.
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stickers$12.00
Flamingo Field Notes Stickers
Lanky flamingos with last-call posture and faded 1980s bar-shirt attitude.
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shirts$36.00
Three’s a Beach Party
Panda brings the bad advice.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$38.00
Sunset Shift. Nobody Working.
Panda brings the bad advice.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Washed charcoal.
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shirts$36.00
The Tiki Committee
Panda brings the bad advice.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Sun-faded coral.
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hats$30.00
Usual Suspects Reunion Cap
Panda brings the bad advice.
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drinkware$22.00
Panda, Flamingo & Soup Mug
Panda brings the bad advice.
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drinkware$34.00
The Whole Crew Tumbler
Panda brings the bad advice.
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koozies$9.00
Three Friends. One Cooler.
Panda brings the bad advice.
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stickers$12.00
Usual Suspects Sticker Pack
Panda brings the bad advice.
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shirts$36.00
Paws on the Flippers
Soup is finally awake—and working both flippers.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$38.00
Multiball. Zero Flips Given.
Washed charcoal. Full pinball chaos.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Washed charcoal.
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shirts$34.00
Tilt. Nap. Repeat.
A cream tee starring Soup asleep across the pinball machine.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$36.00
High Score. Low Effort.
Faded turquoise, a pinball trophy, and one insufferably smug cat.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Faded turquoise.
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shirts$34.00
Management Is Still Unavailable
The sequel nobody staffed for.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$34.00
Out of Office. In St. Pete.
Sun-faded coral with Soup on permanent Florida vacation.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Sun-faded coral.
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hats$30.00
Flipper Supervisor Trucker
Charcoal trucker cap with a Soup-and-pinball badge.
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hats$28.00
The Unemployed Owner Dad Hat
Cream cap with a sleeping-Soup tavern badge.
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drinkware$20.00
Paws Before Coffee Mug
Cream ceramic cup featuring Soup on the flippers.
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drinkware$22.00
Off-Grid. Off-Duty. Camp Cup
Turquoise enamel-style camp cup with the sleeping-owner badge.
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drinkware$24.00
The Extra Ball Beer Mug
Clear handled mug with pinball Soup artwork.
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drinkware$34.00
The Permanent Vacation Cup
Coral insulated cup with a straw and sleepy Soup badge.
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koozies$9.00
Zero Flips Given Can Cooler
Charcoal can cooler with pinball Soup and a “Zero Flips Given” attitude.
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koozies$9.00
Slim Can. Big Nap.
A turquoise slim-can cooler with sleeping Soup.
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stickers$12.00
The Tilt Department Sticker Pack
Pinball-playing Soup, flipper attitude, and Tilt.
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stickers$10.00
Florida Leave of Absence Pack
Vacation Soup, palm trees, and very unofficial tavern credentials.
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shirts$34.00
Management Is Unavailable
Majestic cat. Total bar disaster.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$36.00
The Others Are Lying
The signature tavern badge on vintage cream.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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shirts$34.00
Don’t Wake Soup
Night-shift uniform. Illustrated Soup arcade artwork with worn-in attitude on a cream tee.
Preview color stays fixed. Selected: M · Vintage cream.
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hats$28.00
Off-Duty Owner Cap
Sun-faded turquoise with a sleeping-Soup tavern badge.
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drinkware$18.00
The Unsupervised Pint
A tavern-badge glass for cold drinks and warm excuses.
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drinkware$32.00
Management’s Travel Mug
A turquoise insulated tumbler for the owner who has never made it to work.
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koozies$8.00
Cold Beer. Sleeping Boss.
Coral can cooler. The only employee actively doing its job.
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stickers$10.00
Questionable Credentials Pack
Sleeping Soup, tavern badges, and excellent lies for your cooler, laptop, or very unofficial office.